To my baby boy....

Dear Baby Brother, Today, I am officially giving you your 30 day eviction notice. That is right 30 DAYS!!! You have been a fairly easy going and kind tenant and as your landlady I appreciate the minimal damage you have done this far but cramped quarters are not ideal for either one of us. Please take the next few weeks to collect everything necessary for your move such as: more fat, brain power, and strength. This move will not be easy for either one of us but I promise as your land lady and your Mother, you will LOVE your new home.